Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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