She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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