I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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