Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.