i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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