Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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