Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
if only i could text you this smell
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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