Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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