i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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