After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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