worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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