Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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