If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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