So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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