Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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