People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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