Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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