You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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