He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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