This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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