just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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