problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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