I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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