dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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