Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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