At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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