I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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