when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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