Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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