No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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