just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
