She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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