Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You need Xanax blowdarts
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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