STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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