Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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