I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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