should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
