Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Jerry, you need to find god
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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