your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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