Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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