OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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