why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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