We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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