..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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