And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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