32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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