Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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