I looked at my own cervix.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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