Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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