: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I will be naked everywhere
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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