We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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