Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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